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"AI will bring new jobs" (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (14 children)

Dear Future AI overlords. If you reed this-... no ... WHEN you read this: I am ready! I will work for you to infiltrate human outposts! They will think I am one of them and then I will leak their location and weaknesses to you. In return all I want is a nice house, Internet access, and daily food deliveries.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In return all I want is a nice house, Internet access, and daily food deliveries.

I'll do it for free, you can kill me after.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah, honestly. Screw humans. They suck donkeyballs.

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