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What is the worst ever pickup line that you actually used IRL? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (12 children)

Not a pick up line but- "I don’t think I can do better than you and I know you can't do better than me, so I guess we should just get married." She sighed and said "yeah, you're probably right".

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I dont wanna shit on you, but the "I cant do better than you" is sweet and I used it with my BF, but the "You can't do better than me" is many times used by abusive partners as a way to diminish their self-esteem and make sure that they dont leave them, because they really think they cant do better than their current abusive partner.

I believe you said it with the best intentions, but is something that people does.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I hear you but context is important. She's good and safe, so am I. We have 2 kids together, been together for 20 years, have ducks, a rabbit, share all expenses and income exactly 50/50 and have had each others back through the worst of other people.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm not shitting on you, but "we have ducks" has to be the funniest justification why the relationship isn't abusive I've seen yet.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Well, you convinced me!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The second picture looks like it's generated by AI

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It's the red heat lamp. They gotta be kept warm for a few weeks and it makes our living room look like Kramers apartment.

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