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Everybody gangsta still we invent hardware accelerated JSON parsing
https://ieeexplore.ieee.org/document/9912040 "Hardware Accelerator for JSON Parsing, Querying and Schema Validation" "we can parse and query JSON data at 106 Gbps"
They get to this result on 0.6 MB of data (paper, page 5)
They even say:
This requires an explanation. I do see the need - if you promise 100Gbps you need to process at least a few Tbs.
But to write such a file you need a few quantum computers map reducing the data in alternative universes