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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Imagine actually going to daily standup, wow

I made a daily meeting invite, and told my team to never show up to it. Lets them show up to work an hour later since I put it in the calendar for 930-10.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Any open positions :-) ?

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