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My debugging experience today: Quantum Debugging (fedia.io)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Perfect, now you just have to wrap your program inside a debugger in production!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

We test AND develop in production. Get on my level.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One of our customers does that. It happened multiple times already that one dev fixed an issue in production, and the next regular deployment overwrote everything.

But fortunately, it's just critical infrastructure and nothing important.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

When I left my last job they were using the zip file method for version control and one creative developer managed to link two versions of libc at the same time.

Software is so useful that the standard for utility is extremely low.

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