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My main server is named Postulate (an idea that you assume for the sake of argument), my desktop is named Axiom (a proved postulate), and my backup server is named Corollary (an idea that follows from an axiom).

What are your computers named, and why?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

In theme with my username:

  • apollo (router)
  • moon-base (proxmox host)
  • moon-rover (previously my laptop, it died and now it's my steam deck)
  • moonshot (desktop)
  • moon-lander (phone)

My VMs are uninterestingly named after what they serve. Also I'm not touching my partner's machines, that stuff is not my problem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty boring

HTPC (a vestige from when I used it as such, but now it's basically a Plex server and torrent box)

BIGNAS

HUGENAS

(My name)LAPTOP

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Poor Avahi must get slaughtered on public networks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Mine are all named after mythological creatures. It started with my tower being named Cerberus because it had 3 red LED fans and then just kept up from there. Hydra, Thoth, manticore, chimera. I'm deploying Baba Yaga this week, and Ratatoskr will be up eventually

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

My computer names don't really have a pattern.
Desktop is Neutron, NAS hyperion, old server exscape.

Disks have names from astronomy. Cassiopeia, Andromeda, Pegasus, Orion.
I just recently named my large NAS RAIDZ2 array Laniakea.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Work laptop is dangerzone

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I started at the top of https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidents_of_the_United_States and only take their first names, right now I'm at:

jeena@Abraham:~$ hostname
Abraham
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is there a james1 and a james2?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I've gone for a Neon Genesis Evangelion theme, so my router is SEELE, my Pi server is TheMagi, Thinkpad is Unit-00, Laptop is Unit-02, work device is Unit-03 (waiting to build my gaming PC for Unit-01). Then my SimpleLogin aliases are weapons like the sonic knife or lance of longinus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

My old desktop, now relegated to torrent/fileshare duty, is named USELESS-BRICK (you can guess why)

My brand new desktop is named SPEEDY-BRICK (you can also guess why)

The Rpi3 and Orange Pi 5 I use for small compute tasks, a printer server, random fucking around, etc are TINY-BRICK-1 and TINY-BRICK-2, respectively.

The random ATX server board that I used to use before the motherboard died was FlatBoard, because it didn't have a case, just a small steel backframe I welded up for it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

A self built PC called "The Thing" and "The Beast", which is a raspberry pi.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I call my desktop loseldoom but my servers are fugit and opti :P

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Welcome to Cybertron:

Inferno - firewall

OmegaSupreme - hypervisor host

Cliffjumper - ssh jumpbox

Daytrader - webserver

Metroplex - Plex server

WheelJack - my PC

Not the most famous Transformers, but I try to keep the names relevant.

(There's more, but that's all I can think of off hand)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
  • Desktop - Eldritch Mythos
  • Laptop - Elder Thing
  • Phone - Shoggoth

As for why, I don't know why I originally went this route. The phone is a Pixel 7, so it's name was inspired by the meme.

My servers all are named after their purpose, no theme for them lol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My computer? Nikkis-pad, cause it always sat ontop of my big ol desk mousepad.

My phone???
Cream daddy of the abyss.

No I will not tell you why

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dune references. Caladan, Duncan, Arrakis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Mine are also literary. They are references to Sanderson's cosmere series and the names chosen reflect their purpose.

I have an old optiplex SFF which is called Preservation because it has a disk drive for ripping media, it's a disk wiping station for repurposing drives, and it's old hardware I'm preserving.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Canadian islands because I ran out of bears.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Question:
Let's say I do give my computers a fancy name in /etc/hostname - what do I need to do in order to use the hostname while ssh?

It's not like I have a domain controller resolving the hostname back to an internal ip...

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

computer, laptop, single board computer name, auto, build server

I name devices after what their purpose is and what they do + number.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

My server is named ubuntu. You can guess why. My laptop is named MacBook-Air, because I didn’t change the default.

I’m thinking of naming my next server GladOS and the desktop Wheatley.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My NAS is named "lil-nas-s". Everything else has boring names, my proxmox host is just named "proxmox".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

NASty-Nate reporting in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I started using star names a long time ago and never had a reason to change (night sky - not Hollywood, though those are good choices too).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I used to name all my devices and servers after old timey womens names but I gut lazy. Now they are named mostly by function.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Albatross and Nautilus. Not really sure why, just like the sound of the words and the nautical theme. I still have 2 or 3 laying around unnamed because I haven't thought of any good words that fit the theme

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Nice try, fed. :P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My machines are named after physicists and mathematicians because that's what I aspire to be. I don't remember the first three, but the most recent ones were Descartes, Euclid, Fourier, Gauss, Hilbert, Ivakhnenko, Jacobi, Kepler, Lovelace, Mandelbrot, Newton, Oppenheimer, Penrose, Quillen, Russell, Silverman[1]. Next will be Turing.

EDIT: The network storage is named differently.

  • [1] Named after Ruth Silverman, not Joseph.
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

My Proxmox server is named Atlas, as the titan holding up my network.

My VMs on the proxmox server are named:

  • TrueNAS (I didn't have a good name)
  • Poseidon for my docker server (Something something docker -> whale -> ocean)

I also have a raspberry pi running for testing out some stuff. It's named Eileithyia after the greek goddess of birth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Mush bevause my windows VM is named Room

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

At home I name all devices after characters or planets from Ready Player One and Two. WadeWatts, parzival, daito, shoto, halliday and OASIS are my PC, laptop, phone, router, NAS or WiFi. I also have servers named ir0k, art3mis or halcydonia. I remember working at a science project years ago with lots of workstations, where we named them all after James Bond villains like Stromberg, Goldfinger or Scaramanga. Eventually we ran out of villains and had to number them. 🙃

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"The Cool Side of the Pillow"

(I only have the one)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Desktop. Tablet. Garage. Pretty straightforward at my place lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Daedalus, because I like the sound of it.

The Void - My phone

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I started naming all of my devices based on their number mk1-mk6, then I realized it's hard to differentiate desktop from phone off a list. Now I've got: Mkr1 - rack server Mkp6 - phone 6 And desktops/laptops are just mkX depending on age. Then set static IPs based on their number

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

My systems have names of Jupiter's moons. The main devices are named like the four Galilean moons.

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