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What would get you "back to the office"? (midwest.social)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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There are a lot of news articles about "back to the office", but they recirculate the same bad ideas. Let's provide some new ideas for the media to circulate. It may also have the effect of making the office less terrible.

I would like my work computer to do Windows updates lightning quick in the office. It currently takes weeks, in or out of the office. Stopping in for a day makes no difference, so there is no point. Now, if there was a point, I would go in.

What would get you in the office?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

mmmmm i think all my boss would have to do is get on their hands and knees and suck me off to completion in front of god and everyone

that'd get me back in the office for at least 20 minutes or so

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think we need to defederate from hexbear...

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lmao if jokes are too much for you then yeah by all means

i def didn't ask to see your whiny puritanism shrug-outta-hecks

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you don't need to ask for annoyed reactions after being annoying...

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

again, hearing a lot of whining when you could just fuck off instead and not have to see my comment anymore

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll have to see other similar ones in the future while casually reading normal comments.... it's not about you specifically.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

yes and i have to see an unending deluge of unbearable liberalism at all times.

i have to believe you'll learn to cope with the jokes. i believe in you! but if you're not capable, i'll pray for your sake that they roll out the ability to block instances