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We must stay focused (pawb.social)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

you need to teach them to put random instances of sleep statements so they can be removed later and you can pretend you optimized the app for your client

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This joke's at least 12 years stale

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

sleep(3.786912e+11)