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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Me temporarily forgetting the structure of an if statement in Shell.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I write shell scripts only very occasionally and have to look this up every time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Every. Single. Time.

Now I just skip straight to scripting it in Python.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Like this I think

if [1]; then
    echo "hi"
fi

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And then there’s stupid Cpp with

if (true) {
  do();
}

if THIS
  do();
endif

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

What's weird about the C++ one? At least that one is the same in a bunch of languages