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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (60 children)

Yeah ok I'll just fucking have my kids put down at the vet before I go on holiday! Get a fucking grip!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (29 children)

Were you forced to have kids at gunpoint?

Logical solution to this is to wait until your kid grows up a little bit and stops crying for no fucking reason. You can still travel with your toddler if you really want to, but use your own car. I don't get the reason to take a kid this young, to travel with you, since he's not going to remember anything anyway

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Are you forced to take a plane at gunpoint?

Logical solution to this is to use your own means of transportation in order to be sure to be alone if you don't like children. You can still take a plane if you really want to, but use your own plane. I don't get the reason to take public means of transportation, since there will always be other people in them anyway.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh right I’ll just take one of my many planes that I have just fucking lying around

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It was an answer to Mycoolnejm, not to you ^^

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

You realise that some people live in places where that isn't possible. I have to drive for about 10 hours to not be in the Arctic anymore.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lol, allright let me just sit with my fucking toddler right next to you in a 6 hour flight. I coud've just waiter two years until he's old enough to not cry at random shit to take him to Spain, but fuck ya'll. I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me and my toddler

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

90% of your profile's comments are in this thread

Either you seriously hate children to a ridiculous degree- in which case you need to see a therapist because this shit ain't healthy- or you're a troll.

I'm going with troll.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Yes, because I disagree, I automatically hate children and I'm brain damaged. Very smart argument 👍. And I just started commenting, so of course all of my comments are going to be here, since I'm arguing with you all and your lame ass excusees

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