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Very unpopular opinion I think (feddit.de)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Can you please activate your webcams?

Please choose a sticky note color to use for this meeting

Please take one of these smiley stickers and tell the others how you feel now

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It IS a great place to work, and I absolutely hate that 20 years ago I post under this handle on stuff like "Ubersite" about how "We should stop saying 'sucks' for negative things. How do we expect to get blowjobs if we keep saying bad things 'suck dick'". Like I just can't tie that to my employer as much as I'd like to hype them up to dev/engineers online :p

I'm sure the internet super sleuths can figure it out, but I can't imagine why they would bother :p