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The unmanned craft was due to make a soft landing on the Moon's south pole, but failed after encountering problems as it moved into its pre-landing orbit.

It was Russia's first Moon mission in almost 50 years.

Russia has been racing to the Moon's south pole against India, whose Chandrayaan-3 spacecraft is scheduled to land on there next week.

No country has ever landed on the south pole before, although both the US and China have landed softly on the Moon's surface.

No report on whether or not Russia was attempting to use repurposed anti-ship missiles like the ones they use to attack schools and hospitals here on Earth.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Obviously it was not a moon rocket, but a Drone aimed for Kiev.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The moon needed to be de-nazified.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The moon was standing there, MENACINGLY!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The moon was encroaching on our sovereign territory.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It was actually a moon rocket

[–] [email protected] -2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

my mistake, surely

I mean its obvious, now that you've pointed it out. really. good work there. super neat. well done.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Thank you, it's no problem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

The Moon looked too much like a kindergarten. The lander got confused.