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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 255 points 10 months ago (23 children)

Me: I need a trumpet, a xylophone, full drum kit, an electric guitar, a full PA system and a grand piano for my jazz show

Yamaha: I got you

Me: I also need a motorcycle to get there and a set of golf clubs for Sunday

Yamaha: I gotchu there too

[–] [email protected] 87 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Me: I want to play games until I get fat

Konami: yo, there you go

Me: damn, that was a bad idea, I need to go work out in a gym

Konami: I'm way ahead of you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Up up down down left right left right B A

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bally: What if we offered the same thing, but also with casinos and crappy sports channels?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

you can lose weight AND money in the same day, what a deal! ~/s~

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