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Oh where, is my hairbrush. (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (6 children)

It's just like the bible itself! Apart from all the genocide and slavery and rape and stuff, of course..

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

I love the part where some kids make fun of a bald guy, then God sents a bear and it mauls and eats them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

But Larry, you don't have any hair. Why do you need a hairbrus--auuugh bears why are there bears

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Now that's a show I'd watch

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Personally, the super awkward porn parts (such as the one with former lovers who were hung like donkeys) are highlights in that book the mega-hypocrites keep forcing on children 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

What about Sodom when people want to force onto the angels and then that guy says: oh no! Not the angels! Do my daughters!

And then everyone says: yuck, we don't want your daughters whats wrong with you.

So the angels blind everyone and then kill the city.

Hence the lesson.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

And of course, Christian fundie bigots take that story to mean that same sex attraction is evil! These fucking people 🤦

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