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My tractor broke down and my dog stole my truck

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago (6 children)

It used to be, now it's just bragging about how big your truck is, or how much beer you drink, or how good your wife's ass looks in jeans.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)

A dirt road

A cold beer

A big truck

A girl I want to take to church

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Good girl

In a straw hat

With her arms out in a corn field

... That is a scarecrow

Thought that was a human woman, sorry

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Darkness falls.

Lightning strikes.

Scarecrow becomes animated.

Chases you down and devours your bones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

This is a good song

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