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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Modern country music is just dude's from L.A. dunkin' on country folk, parodying their dirt road/cold beer way of life, and these fucking inbreds eat it up like it's the anthem of their soul.

Worse yet, the ones who aren't just writing what hicks want to hear are trying to speak real sexy over a snap track. Whenever I hear "Country girls, shake it for me, girl..", I can't not think of obese 50-year-old bar flies chain smoking and dancing in denim. You're not getting 10s shaking their bodies to that shit.

Anyone over a 6 left Yolksmobile County years ago.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

There’s 10s. You’d be surprised.

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