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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's hilarious. Probably the lovechild of some clueless HR dude that thought he was a genius.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The cringe term "code ninja" supports your theory.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago

Also “rockstar developer” all they were missing is “10x Programmer” to complete the bullshit programmer labels trifecta

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

Because “code slave” is no longer culturally acceptable for the same role

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Hey, that's me! I query my workforce data from the HRIS with M and SQL. In HR land, that makes me a super senior data scientist compared to VLOOKUP guy who hasn't even heard of XLOOKUP or even INDEX/MATCH, that asshole.