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Ideas for programming rizz? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We're still together.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can tell your age by the fact that you were emailing an exe file.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

And she was just running random exe files from emails.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Sounds like she's got a good sense of humor... is she single?