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[–] [email protected] 79 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Just keep telling yourself, "two Christmases and two birthdays" until greed washes away the pain.

Then try to be less of an asshole to your kids.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Except if your parents never end up divorcing and you just having to live with their bickering and one parent undermining the other with gaslighting. Fun times…

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

"Stay together for the kids, we can make them as miserable as we are together!"

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