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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I dont remember the age, but it was before Kindergarten, thought men came into the house at night to load the next days shows into the TV.

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[-] [email protected] 74 points 9 months ago

My dad told me that walnuts were owl eggs.

He got in trouble when I stole all the walnuts in the house and wrapped them in nose tissues to keep them warm so they would hatch and I would have baby owls.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

... nose tissues? You mean, just regular tissues? Did your dad lie to you about tissues too??

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

As opposed to, you know, butt tissues ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That could so easily be heard as 'butt issues'

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Haha this is such a funny lie.

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