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[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

proposal to rename exit() to oh_shit_oh_shit_oh_shit()

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (3 children)

screw_you_guys_im_going_home()

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In the 90s there was a Redhat distro called Cartman.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Red Hat 6.1, that was my first Linux distro.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

fuck_this_shit_im_outta_here()

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

screw_you_im_gonna_go_play_minecraft()