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the lost testament. (feddit.de)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (6 children)

So it was weird, the day the Queen died I was walking by the park when this frigid looking woman popped out of the water and gave me a sword. Told me to go to England and take up my throne. Weirdest thing, anyway I'm pretty sure I'm legally the king of England now.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

A watery tart giving you a sword is no basis for you to wield Supreme executive power

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

What if some moistened bing lobbed a scimitar at me?

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