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Remove the backdoor found in 5.6.0 and 5.6.1 (CVE-2024-3094).

While the backdoor was inactive (and thus harmless) without inserting
a small trigger code into the build system when the source package was
created, it's good to remove this anyway:

  - The executable payloads were embedded as binary blobs in
    the test files. This was a blatant violation of the
    Debian Free Software Guidelines.

  - On machines that see lots bots poking at the SSH port, the backdoor
    noticeably increased CPU load, resulting in degraded user experience
    and thus overwhelmingly negative user feedback.

  - The maintainer who added the backdoor has disappeared.

  - Backdoors are bad for security.

This reverts the following without making any other changes:

The sentence "This was a blatant violation of the Debian Free Software Guidelines" is highlighted.

Below the github screenshot is a frame of the 1998 film The Big Lebowski with the meme caption "What, are you a fucking park ranger now?" from the scene where that line was spoken.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone explained it, turns out it's just not my kind of joke. I get it now tho

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm still lost... I've been following the XZ thing since it broke, so I get the context, but I'm not sure how the meme at the bottom is connected?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On the photo you see a violation of rules listed as one of the reasons this commit is made. Because it's at the top the meme creator is presuming that's their main priority.

And they disagree with that, so they're calling them a "park ranger". I'm guessing they're alluding to an old but common media presentation of park rangers being childish about rules.

I get the joke with that it looks a bit odd to put that reason at the top of the list, but their response I find more unkind than funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a scene from The Big Lebowski, right after The Dude got tortured with a marmot by German nihilists. Walter focuses on the legality of keeping a marmot as a pet, which is obviously not the main issue.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yea, I've seen that kind of humour in my grandpa's movies sometimes too. Not my thing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The Big Lebowski is the pinnacle of humour! Now get off my lawn!