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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

-We offer a competitive salary.

-Places X, Y and Z offer much more.

-We don't compete with them.

Stupidly enough - not satire. I've had this conversation with three different companies. They struggle to attract talent for some weird reason.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We don't compete with them

"Yes you do, and you're losing." Then walk out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

One of them was my current employer when I was arguing about not managing to keep people on my team.

And I said exactly that, except didn't walk out naturally. In another frustrated discussion I almost yelled "You can't CHOOSE not to compete with them!"