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Gobbo disappointment (media.kbin.social)

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[-] [email protected] 131 points 2 months ago

I mean, cute in a 2D depiction, with a lot of detail missing, but think of the reality of the situation.

Probably smells like shit, literally. Bathes as frequently as she hunts fish.

Probably has no idea what a toothbrush is, chunks of meat stuck between teeth until the enzymes in her saliva break it down over weeks.

Anatomically incompatible, probably.

[-] [email protected] 99 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bro, the genre's called fantasy for a reason.

Why you gotta ruin my dream of finding someone who loves me for myself? Unrealistic though it might be...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Why is your dream a tiny filthy goblin? You can do better.

[-] [email protected] 82 points 2 months ago

Like a big filthy goblin?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

I am a big filthy goblin pretty much. A hobgoblin, if you will.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

knobgobblin'

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Holding out for orc husbando myself.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

then hit me up if your still looking

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I think that might just be a hobgoblin?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah I don't think I could go with someone who's like 2 feet tall.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

You! You…height-ist!

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