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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Alright guys, so, obviously it's cursed. But imagine how good it would be if we could sneak it into some bad guy's pocket. I pick up the gem."

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

GM: "Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Player: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1

GM: ...

GM: Uhhhh, I'm gonna need 15 minutes

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I did that once. Put on the necromancer's crown and crit the save. I was going to have to make those crit saves hourly so I reluctantly took it off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"Does a 40 save?"

"Look me in the eyes, and tell me: should it?"