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Introducing Resuscitate
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Do you ever feel like you're resuscitating a process by pressing Wait over and over? Do you ever find yourself saying: "Perhaps this one click it will have enough processing power to get through!"?
Introducing Resuscitate. With one simple click the operations system will do all that for you while you can replenish your caffeine.
If the process does not return to life and the last save game is from several hours ago Resuscitate goes into AI mode and targets the original developer in the past.
No No the ai feature is based on windows recall, so when you loose your progress, it can use the hundreds of thousands of screenshots to play the game for you
To be honest, that is one rad use cases. Games usually don't have privacy concern as much as day to day usage. The problem is the fucking recall works by denylist instead of allowlist