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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The client says: sorry I actually wanted the table legs to be be longer... And curved... And- wait, no, actually I think I'll tell you more later

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Them: "I want one that looks exactly like this one on this website."

Me: "Sure... but you can just get the one on the website, and it will be cheaper."

Them: "Yeah, about that..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I want a table that 100 people can sit around that fits in your average living room. It should also be affordable and made of really high quality materials

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

What do you mean it's going to take weeks? Can't you just use that agile thingy?