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[–] [email protected] 217 points 1 week ago (42 children)

Water is best when you're thirsty. Water is best for hangovers. Water is best for sports hydrations. Cold water is best when you want a cold drink. Water is best for lunch. Drink more water.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Ex-Army infantry guy here.

In basic training, location Ft. Benning GA, late August. Hydration was important, and that was impressed upon us by the drill sergeants, who would pause the activity at hand for the moment and do the 'Drink Water!' call, to which we'd reply mostly in uninspired enthusiasm 'Beat the heat drill sergeant beat the heat.'

We'd then down a canteen (a quart) of water. On especially hot days, we'd do two canteens. No dumping on your head or on the ground - you had to finish one or both. We'd refill canteens and get back to the day's task of doing push-ups, sit-ups, crunches, and in-between those, learning Army stuff (sir).

One guy, Peterson (name changed), couldn't do a canteen of water. This guy was the opposite of Joey Chestnut. He ate and drank like a bird but never lost weight. Slow metabolism and high energy conversion I guess. He never seemed dehydrated I would say. But water and food were just minimal for the guy. He'd drink a pint, maybe a sip more, and done.

Our drill sergeants weren't having that. You had to finish the canteen and flip it over your head. Failure to comply was met with drinking more water, until you finished the canteen, while your platoon did push-ups. No pressure.

The rest of the story transpired really quickly.

The drill sergeants hit him with the order to drink more water, and he did, and he stopped, and then they said keep going private, and he was in obvious pain, and he said no drill sergeant, and you could see the crinkle in the eyes of the questioned, but before that drill sergeant's body language became verbal, Peterson puked up water, gallons of water it seemed, then breakfast, and the upper contents of his colon I'm pretty sure (j/k being illustrative). A medic, who just happened to be Starship Trooping on by, got on the horn and got the kid to a clinic. He was water intoxicated, we later found out.

One of the great things they forget to show you on the recruitment brochure lol. He was eventually fine, and we were relegated to drinking until we could spit out saliva a few inches.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For fellow citizens of the civilised world: a quart is basically a liter, and a pint is half that.

Anyway, jeepers creepers. They literally poisoned their own guy so bad he was hospitalised. The US army is evil.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The army takes hydration VERY seriously.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe they should have taken it seriously enough to recognise too much of it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Listen I'm not defending the army but I'd be willing to bet 5$ that more soldiers are victims of any of the heat related illnesses (trying to sound smart here hehe, like heat exhaustion or shock or whatever) then they are of water intoxication.

Also we did the same thing when I was at basic in south Carolina. Except we didn't have to drink the whole canteen. Just take a couple of sips, but we did it frequently.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"All trainees are reminded: drink 1/2 to 3/4 canteen per hour, not to exceed 12 canteens per day. You will drink 3 non-caffeinated, non carbonated beverages with each and every meal."

Is what was recited daily when I was in basic training. And yeah, heat stroke is a big issue. I don't think you can blame the instructors really; everyone knows someone that says water tastes bad or whatever. All the instructors know is that everyone better be drinking their water.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's exactly what's wrong with these army drill sergeants. They see the trainees under their care as statistics. It's a one size fits all approach, and they're so married to treating people like machines that they can't open their eyes and see when they're literally poisoning someone half to death. It's inhuman.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah that's the whole point of training lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I mean it accomplishes what it needs to lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

perhaps one day humanity will finally learn that people are different, and forcing everyone to do exactly the same things will never work out well for either party.

and it's not just that it makes people miserable and maybe even actually harms them, it's also just an inefficient use of resources!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The drill sergeants almost became radio show hosts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I don't get military people. Why do they perform this kind of theatre?

I doubt it is helping people become better soldiers. Quite the opposite. They are made into sheep with no integrity or own will.

Is cannon fodder really that valuable in war?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Militaries tend to think of their manpower as just a number, not as individuals. The basic training is supposed to make sure each will perform at a predictable level. Psychologically breaking one down is thought to be the quickest (albeit roughest) way to get people to that level. (i.e. being able to clear an area of hostiles with minimal to no friendly casualties, while on very little sleep or sustenance)

Some drill instructors (from what I'm told) can have their rank/title go to their heads that they will ignore the logic of danger of the orders they give just for the sole purpose of "teaching a lesson" to their recruit declining something.

I'm guessing their goal was to make sure anyone that goes through would be able to quickly rehydrate (or replenish themselves) while in the heat of a battle without "losing a step."

There is also an intimidation factor to opposing forces to give the appearance of an indifferent hivemind (sheep as you mentioned it) coming for them. (Think of how scary it would be to have cybermen or the borg after you)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That's a good story bro

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