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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Save a slap for the dude who invented sundials, and another slap for the dude who invented civilization.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Some asshole had the idea to water a seed and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Not any more. But some of the IRS guys are smokin' hot, I'm sure, if that's what you're into.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

This but unironically.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Save a slap for the dude who invented slaps!