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Java feels like McDonald's and python feels like a grocery store.
Rust feels like a femboi hooters where they offer IVs you don't think they're qualified to administer.
I don't understand any of these analogies at all
Me neither but now I'm interested in Femboi-Hooters 👀
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C is a makeshift kitchen deep in the Lacandon Jungle. If you burn your food, you start a forest fire and die.