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[–] [email protected] 98 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What I want to know is did the squids use the chalk roads or did the squids become the chalk roads.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

It is said that eons ago, a wise and benevolent squid elder named Ozymandias possessed the power to manipulate the very essence of chalk.

When the squid community faced a perilous migration across treacherous terrains, Ozymandias would emerge from the depths and lay down chalk roads, imbued with his magical ink, to guide his fellow squids safely to their destination. These chalk roads glowed with an ethereal blue light, illuminating the darkest depths of the ocean.

As time passed, the squids would harness the power of Ozymandias' magical ink to transform themselves temporarily into living chalk roads. By intertwining their arms and tentacles, they would create a network of living paths on the ocean floor, allowing other marine creatures to traverse great distances with ease.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

And thus the squid was enlightened

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It is said that if the squids are in great danger, the squid king can awaken the giant squid in the living chalk paths. This apocalyptic event is known as the bubbling.

~Bubbling. Bubbling. It's coming ~

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

🏅 here’s my gold

great story!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Seems to me based on your username the squids didn't need roads at all

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You gotta land sometime.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

This is waaaaay to simple of a depiction of modern roads. Modern infrastructure is super complex, with roads going down meters with many different layers and components.

I would recommend the Practical Engineering YouTube channel to get some insight in how complex our modern infrastructure actually is. Things that seem so simple on the surface are often really complex.

Also: roads aren't designed for cars, they are designed for super heavy big vehicles carrying tons of materials. If the road can handle those, the cars don't really matter all that much.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Practical Engineering is a great channel for anyone even slightly curious about civil engineering! Grady does a great job at making infrastructure perfectly accessible

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Back when trader squids roamed the planet

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm more of a bartering squid.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I long to end the age of capitsquidism and return to a ancephalo-communist way of living

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Squids of the world, unite! We have nothing to lose but our ink!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I’d shop at a store named Trader Squids, that sounds awesome

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

The future is now

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The medieval cart track looks like a smoother ride than the turnpike road.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

The medieval track probably turned into a long mud pit after any prolonged rain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah, I was more than a little bit surprised by just how unpleasant victorian roads would seem to feel. I knew it was bumpier, but that's all bumps and nobody cared? They just left it and went home?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Love it that they illustrated cars with a Jaguar XJ220!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I thought the same thing, interesting choice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's a British display and Jaguar was a British company. It's owned by Ford now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ford sold it years ago, now it’s owned by an Indian company.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I guess many roads are hundreds, if not thousands of years old. There are not many reasons to change the position of an established road, e.g. between cities, so I think the main roads that connect them often started as trails between villages and where upgraded according to the needs of the people. The junction in your city next to your city hall may have been an important trading spot before the middle ages already.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (3 children)

One day through the primeval wood A calf walked home as good calves should;

But made a trail all bent askew, A crooked trail as all calves do.

Since then three hundred years have fled, And I infer the calf is dead.

But still he left behind his trail, And thereby hangs my moral tale.

The trail was taken up next day, By a lone dog that passed that way;

And then a wise bell-wether sheep Pursued the trail o'er vale and steep,

And drew the flock behind him, too, As good bell-wethers always do.

And from that day, o'er hill and glade. Through those old woods a path was made.

And many men wound in and out, And dodged, and turned, and bent about,

And uttered words of righteous wrath, Because 'twas such a crooked path;

But still they followed—do not laugh— The first migrations of that calf,

And through this winding wood-way stalked Because he wobbled when he walked.

This forest path became a lane, that bent and turned and turned again;

This crooked lane became a road, Where many a poor horse with his load

Toiled on beneath the burning sun, And traveled some three miles in one.

And thus a century and a half They trod the footsteps of that calf.

The years passed on in swiftness fleet, The road became a village street;

And this, before men were aware, A city's crowded thoroughfare.

And soon the central street was this Of a renowned metropolis;

And men two centuries and a half, Trod in the footsteps of that calf.

Each day a hundred thousand rout Followed the zigzag calf about

And o'er his crooked journey went The traffic of a continent.

A Hundred thousand men were led, By one calf near three centuries dead.

They followed still his crooked way, And lost one hundred years a day;

For thus such reverence is lent, To well established precedent.

A moral lesson this might teach Were I ordained and called to preach;

For men are prone to go it blind Along the calf-paths of the mind,

And work away from sun to sun, To do what other men have done.

They follow in the beaten track, And out and in, and forth and back,

And still their devious course pursue, To keep the path that others do.

They keep the path a sacred groove, Along which all their lives they move.

But how the wise old wood gods laugh, Who saw the first primeval calf.

Ah, many things this tale might teach— But I am not ordained to preach

  • The Calf Path by Sam Foss
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Fitting, and really does make you wonder.

Thank you.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I had to look up this road, it goes right by Stonehenge in England. Absolutely wild.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I mean some road had to be near Stonehenge. Just like theres a nearest road to the Pyramids or the Eiffle Tower or the grand canyon.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You can find your way home, on the 303

You can let somebody know, on the 303

Oh on the 303

https://youtu.be/M3RC6n5pQoA

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

The next road is room temp. superconductor and we levitate thru the road by Meissner effect.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Next step is going to be chalk again when the cephalopods join the orcas in spreading Poseidon’s wrath.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The turnpike road seems scarcely different from the bottom Roman road.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Roman road was likely better. They knew what they were doing and the quality of turnpikes were mixed at best.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is really cool! Which museum/where is something like this?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

This is really cool! Which museum/where is something like this?

If you bring your own shovel it's a lot of roads over here in the UK

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (11 children)

What's above modern road? Silicon?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Where We're Going, We Don't Need Roads"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

You think it's motivational and uplifting, but really we're just all going to scavenge in the ruins

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Charred bones.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Metal rails

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

High tech Japanese superconducting MAGLEV trains (someday).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Most likely Chinese.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

They're burying it, so... air, then the top of a tunnel.

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