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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Oh god, have we really come around to screenshotting bash.org?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah incredible, this is like a 20yo quote!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

To be fair, this one is more relevant now than it was 20 years ago, with watches and pens being IP capable nowadays.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

well someone made that screenshot all by themselves! so, you know... original content 😆

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I never claimed that it's original content :) I included the quote numbers for all the IRC posts I did, so people can look it up on bash.org . I also slightly edited the posts - adding some color coding and removing clutter info (if applicable) so it's easier to read. I would've posted as text if that formatting was available.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

. I would’ve posted as text if that formatting was available.

when creating the post, there is a text field for title and body. filling the url link or image is not necessary.

so my first objection is about the form. you could use a text, or you could use a link - http://bash.org/?quote=5273

turning a text to image is absolutely horrible thing to do - you turned what could have been 28 bytes into 17 kilobytes, so you increased the size by a factor of 600, and you degraded information in the process!

(https://xkcd.com/1683/)

my second objection is that that copying bash entries is meaningless activity - everyone can just go to where they already are to see them.

and last - that post was not funny when it was new and time did not help it 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Tap dancing Christ, I hope you’re not this dreadful in real life and just being an overly pedantic bore is something you reserve for the internet.

my second objection is that that copying bash entries is meaningless activity - everyone can just go to where they already are to see them.

Yeah, and I could browse every other website on my own to look for content I found relevant but the entire purpose of an aggregation site like Reddit or Lemmy is to…aggregate things.

and last - that post was not funny when it was new and time did not help it 🤷‍♂️

I found it amusing enough to toss it an upvote. Which is more than I could say for your needless dull reply.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

entire purpose of an aggregation site like Reddit or Lemmy is to…aggregate things.

yeah, except when you are copying stuff that was already aggregated... then you can just say "hey, are you interested in 20 years all irc quotes that are not really funny? well there is website that si full of them!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What... No one new is allowed to see something aggregated in a new platform and/or at a newer time?

Because fuck me if I never saw it first time around?

Sorry mate but I'm going to have to give you the old Aussie "yeah.. nah..."

[–] [email protected] -3 points 11 months ago

If the OP isn't doing anything to raise the discourse, what the fuck is the point of harvesting 20year old unfunny quotes? It's pseudo-intelllectualism compounding the 20year old pseudo-intellectualism. It should be ridiculed and mocked, not celebrated.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the OP could provide some modern discussion to how foolish the people on bash.org are? Maybe do literally anything to raise the discourse?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

To what end? It’s a silly little 5 second joke we’re meant to read and move on. If this had originally been a tweet would you have expected the OP here to have given you a dissertation about the history of twitter and why Elon Musk sucks so much for turning it into a nazi-haven? How would that have been relevant?

Jesus Christ, you people suck the fun out of things like it’s your damn job.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well you are right, I don't like reposted tweets with no other effort either. Let's do better, ilikecheese.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This website is exactly what you make of it. I don’t care for shitposts, low effort memes, or just absurdist humor in general, so I make very liberal use of the block community button so I don’t have to see things that other people seem to enjoy, but I don’t.

You know what I try really hard not to do though?

Go around and bitch about things that other people do like when it’s really fuckin’ easy to just press one button and never see similar content ever again. Maybe you should try it if you find this type of humor isn’t up to your high standards.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The humor is 20+ years old. If you are going to re-post it, at least add something to it! Otherwise http://bash.org/ still exists! You can go there right now and find all kind of hilarious comments from before https existed. Reposts are lazy, let's do better.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you’re going to make crappy arguments, could you at least make different ones than the same ones I’ve already addressed from other people? There are people here who aren’t even 20 years old themselves. It’s absolutely absurd that you would suggest that someone can’t repost something just because it’s from another site. That’s literally where 99% of all of the content from sites like Lemmy and Reddit come from. You’re just bitching for the sake of having something to bitch about.

I think it’s time for me to take my own advice and use that block button to make things I don’t like go bye-bye.

Bye-bye!

[–] [email protected] -3 points 11 months ago

I have said from the beginning that if you are going to repost something, ADD TO IT! Leave the karma farming to shittier sites.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

@lukstru At the end of the 90s our company had to patch and restart all servers of our customers to make the server software Y2K safe. One colleague travelled from customer to customer. At one customer he said: "I have to patch your server". The answer: "What is a server? We don't have something like that."

The colleague then traced the network cable through the workshop to a huge pile of wood scrap. that filled a part of the room. They had to remove that scrap for quite some time and then found the server there. The Novell server had an uptime of several years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I had a client at a law firm who moved to a different city, but continued to remote into his computer at work. At some point someone moved it to some other spot in the building so they could have someone else use his desk, and he continued to use it without issue.

Until one day it shut down, while he was in the middle of something very important and lawyery. No one at the firm was willing to look for it (as they were all lawyers), so we had to send a technician on site to just check each room until he spotted an old computer connected to power and Ethernet in the corner of a mail room.

Some months later it happened again, in a the middle of another important time sensitive lawyer thing. Except now he had two headless computers which he used both of (an old computer and a new one he was migrating to), and he still didn't know where they were physically. Luckily there was a intern on site to do the search this time, but it took some time to figure out which was which when we did locate them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

@lukstru Some other story that really happened. A company moved to another place, so step by step they located and moved the servers in the server room from the old to the new location. In the end there was a single server left in the server room. They didn't knew the purpose and were sure that they needn't that server - and they were right. Several years ago that company belonged to another company in the same area. At one point in time the company had been sold. That server belonged to the old company and still served a critical purpose for them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That reminds me of a university or company where they had a mission critical server that they couldn't locate. It was running perfectly, but after numerous searches they still couldn't find it. Finally it was found behind a wall...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Simple, load up the PC speaker driver and play some sound through it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

@kevincox does anyone other than me even still have motherboard speakers?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This dude doesn't understand what a CAM table is, so I feel like this quote is just laughing at an idiot who thinks he is smart. Which I'm not necessarily against, but then you have tons of people in the comments who are "good with computers" who don't understand it either. the tl;dr is that this guy doesn't have a clue and anyone who is "looking for a computer" without logging into the network infrastructure to find the MAC is just an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

God forbid a person doesn't know something in a highly technical field. Not everyone is a CISCO certified network engineer, some people build home LAN networks for fun or self-host in order to learn new things. I highly doubt you never were stumped by a network behaving strangely, or had a brain fart moment and misconfigured something. Learn some humility.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 11 months ago

I mean that's fine, but he is posting on IRC and bash. Casual people don't post there and have no idea what those things are. But this guy specifically thinks very highly of himself in a technical capacity, but doesn't understand basic networking. People like him make everyone else's life worse.

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