Pick a major to prove someone wrong and you'll never work a day in your life

I've been trying to work on my internet ego. Leaving reddit a year ago did wonders for me. I still think every notification/reply I get on Lemmy is going to be a confrontation, and I can't say that it ever is.

I hate to admit I still use Facebook, though. I live in a different country and it's my lifeline back home to my friends and family, and it's how I keep my daughter in their lives. But the algorithm knows how to bait me in. There's so many obnoxious fucking douchebags on that platform. Somewhere out there in deep Facebook space is an Andrew Tate comment section where I dunked extremely hard on his fans. I no longer follow the replies on it, but I still get friend requests all the time from Tate bots, so I know it's still active. One of these days, one of his followers will come to kill me.

Can I harness this? I should just pay a smug asshole to be deliberately wrong, but on a topic of my choosing, see if that helps.

Por que no los dos? Tengo los dos.

Same unfortunately :'(