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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Happened to me in work once... I was connected via SSH to one of our test machines, so I could test connection disruption handling on a product we had installed.

I had a script that added iptables rules to block all ports for 30 seconds then unblock them. Of course I didn't add an exception for port 22, and I didn't run it with nohup, so when I ran the script it blocked the ports, which locked me out of SSH access, and the script stopped running when the SSH session ended so never unblocked the ports. I just sat there in awe of my stupidity.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We've all experienced the walk of shame to the server room to hook up a monitor keyboard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Ah, if only it was a server room and not a customer 3 hours drive away. And he'd closed and gone home for the night.

Fortunately it just needed a reboot, and I was able to talk him through that in the morning.