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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Solving the Hard Problem of Consciousness with React Hooks

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hacker uses AI to teach his cat how to speak, discovers that all it says is 'meow'

Truly insightful!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

How I used machine learning to predict my lunch

Colour me intrigued.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

GitHub repositories now accepting emotional support commits

I need this right now lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

here you go:

EMOTIONAL_SUPPORT: You're doing great!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Aw thanks

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Doomscrolling has now become an Olympic sport

And if I have that page, I'll be a viable competitor

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I want to see the 10x hamsters!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Uncanny!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

This is disturbingly accurate