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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Not to be too Disney about it but getting sober is cool as hell, that shit is hard to do

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Also I can’t understand how it would make you fat, either. “I stopped drinking alcohol and all this water is making me tubby!”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

If you abused any stims that make you lose weight a lot, dropping them usually pushes your bodyweight in the other direction. Know a few people like this. They always relapse

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not disney at all... hardcore af. Also being sober has its own trippiness

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I like to be sober on shrooms

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And think of all the cool shit you've always wanted to do but couldn't because you were too broke and too high that you can now start.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm just not fat yet, and not sober either

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It'll come in time, believe me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

*that

you’re not that fat yet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm just skin and bones man

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You could learn a thing or two from me then, my blood pressure is cholesterol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Heaviest I'd ever been was years back when I was deep in the sauce. It really shows in old photos.

I'm packing it back on because I'm old now, but empty alcohol calories were the worst.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I put on like 30+ lbs when I first got sober. I used food to fill the void instead of drugs. But through perseverance and dedication to improve my life I gained 5 more lbs the next year. With hard work and commitment you too can become an undatable adult at 36 years old, it's never too late

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

This is all the people from hs who rocked the cookie monster hat.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

This hits a little too close to home.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Oh don't worry, bud... You weren't cool.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fat from getting sober? Is that a thing?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I've heard that some people end up using food as a substitute.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Can confirm, while not drugs I used to smoke like a ton, then when I quit I gained a ton of weight cause i can't stop eating.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Same, but it was a woman instead of drugs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

love is a helluva drug

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I hate everything about this post

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I never thought Harley Race was that young once

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

But so youthful looking. Gotta be happy about that!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Well fuck you too!