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[-] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

I still like "Tell my WiFi love her".

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Mix in a Futurama reference for "Tell my WiFi said hello"

[-] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

My current network is named 'Mom click here for internet'.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That's amazing lol

[-] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

The Promised LAN

[-] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

Didn’t we just finish one circuit of this merry-go-round 6 days ago? https://lemmy.world/post/1967628

[-] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You know it's the year of lemmy when we get reposts too /s

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Eternal Seplember.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That's in another community.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

I am currently broadcasting "5G_COVID_TEST_EMITTER" for the lulz. It is on a separate VLAN which simply terminates at the switch which generates the PoE for the AP, so despite it being open without a password, it generates no uplink

[-] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

I've been using "Wu-Tang LAN" and "It hurts when IP" ever since I copied them from someone somewhere.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

“Pretty fly, for a wi-fi.”

I guess I haven’t seen that many, but there aren’t any comments yet, so I win by default!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

This is what we named our wifi, previously was fbi surveillance van

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This one wins everything

[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago
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Damn I really like this one lol

[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

"Yell PENIS for password"

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Mine is currently "Yer a WiFi Harry"

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

"WiFi of the neighbors"

Especially hilarious when you need to tell someone else what the wifi name is.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

My cars wifi name is "Dude, where's my wifi?"

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

LAN of Confusion

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

FBISurveillanceVan

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

In real life? My mate's wifi is called "Error 503 Service Unavailable".

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

tellmywifiloverher

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

A random neighbor had terok nor so naturally we changed ours to the bajoran resistance :)

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I was staying at a hotel once, and there was a network in range called "YouNeedSecurityBadly"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I haven't because everyone thinks they're comedian and uses the same ones

It's always either a wife joke,
Something about "LAN of the free",
Covid broadcast tower / super secret FBI van,
Or freepublicWi-Fione

My WiFi is McDonalds-guest just to mess with people. I live in the suburbs so there's no McDonald's around here.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

"Abraham Linksys" was a pretty good one I found.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Mine was "drop it like it's hotspot" for a few years.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I used “Bill Nye the WiFi Guy” for years.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Variation: BillWiTheScienceFi

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I used to use "Bill Wi the Science Fi"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Mine used to be "Skynet Global Defence Network"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

dont-use-its-haram

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

IWantToWiFi / IWantToWeeFee (In my country wifi is often pronounced as weefee)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Mine is ButWhyFi

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I had an open Guest WiFi called Botnet for years

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BuckleUpSpanky

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I used to have a portable hotspot named "NSA surveillance van 17"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Josephs 35 Wifis

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

My current one: _OpenWIFI

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Mobile Hotspot: 3.-/min

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

The Fellowship of the Ping

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