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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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My wife was scooping ice cream and said "We'd better hurry up its getting soft!" I couldn't resist.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"I often sit at home and rub my carpet."

I swear to the flying spaghetti monster, the Lowes flooring associate said this to me when I was booking installation services.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Are you married to her now?