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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nah, TCP is still just kicking the box over, but just kicking it over again, if the reciever doesn't kick back a box saying they got it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

TCP is also deciding to ramp up the amount of boxes you kick over until the post worker gets crushed by boxes, at which point you decide to lower your box-kicking rate by half and try again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Best explanation of congestion I've seen in a while

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Jesus christ SSH

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can't understand the VPN one shouldn't the traffic pass through the VPN and then go to the user like the ssh one ...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The person on the right of the VPN image is the destination server

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Isn't the can the vpn server and the guys are just vpn users?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

that what I assumed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

There's nothing wrong with UDP. At least not that I know of.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I mean I've been trying to formally request that ISO change the C API for send() to yeet() for sockets where connection reliability is not required at the network interface level.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

that's fucking brilliant lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Well, thank you, now I'm creating that exact macro in every company repo where send/sendto is used.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Welp, time for a new language!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

That would be awesome! xD

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

It's a postcard saying "hey, thinking of you!" and there's a picture of a wulrus on it.