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[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago

Just keep him away from the child processes

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I for one, will advocate for the separation of kernel and church.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Except if it's a monolithic kernel.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

"Pope" is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

godo (God do)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

No, keep the child processes away from him!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Is this AI? The hands look fine, but the eyes are weird. And the pope has had people mistake AI pictures of him as real before.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

AI got better at drawing hands, because people started focused on training the AI to draw good hands. Best way to detect AI is to look at background details.

In this case you can see a warped keyboard, nonsensical screen contents and the chairs and screens in the background seem weird.

Another common giveaway (although not applicable here) is garbled text.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah, there's a lot of weirdness.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Someone get Keanu on the phone