ATDA

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

More legit than the Medicare, tech support, and spectrumattverizon bill reduction teams that incessantly call nowadays anyway.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

A dollar says your sketch is the first drawn plan of this project.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Prosecutor: Did you know your spouse was chronically clumsy when you moved into this home?

Defendant: YOU'VE GOT NOTHING ON ME

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Me trying to explain why anything was funny on YTMND to younger generations.

Granted it's hard for me to understand why most of it was funny to me either.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Can I apply to be a government cheese handler? Chilling in caves all day, cool, comfortable, snacks...

I mean yeah you'll need to download your music and Netflix for the day but I'm willing if the pay is right.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

For a split second that full glass was half full twice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The worst is they didn't understand lighting. Are their pants glowing from the massive erections they have torturing this man, or is the man a light bulb because where the fuck is his lighting coming from?

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