Afghaniscran

Depending on what you meant by "very easily impressed with basic factual statements" it could go either way. I'm an adult and I'm happy to admit I don't know a lot things, sometimes I've been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

They do what we all did and start drinking at 14 in a park somewhere

I think this one suits me most without sounding like I'm blowing my own trumpet.

I would include that my common sense is brutally lacking. I would also say that I'm happy with short answers but I'm emotionally stunted enough to consider everything without too much bias.

Since you can't manage our finances*

Who are these people? I think I'd enjoy at least 2 of those things

Only time I've had something like this can be easily explained by a prank but it just doesn't seem like it was.

Worked on a site that had fire damage, old student accommodation that was being demolished but needed to have all the gas appliances decommissioned and removed. The site had a security guard and the plot of land was fenced off unless security gave you access. Me and the 2 other lads I was working with were in the room with the worst fire damage, black soot up what was left of the walls, windows shattered etc.

We were just talking, when a shrill scream echoed through all the corridors. All of the hairs on my body stood on end, the three of us must've had the same feeling because we all ran out of that building quick as fuck and didn't go back in. Luckily our work was done in that particular building.

I would've said it was probably the security guy having us on because we got along with him while we were there but I just don't see how a guy with his voice and stature could've made such a loud high pitched noise, it sounded distant at first but carried as if someone was screaming in the same room as us.

Mum is live

Sometimes I do the whole excited idea thing only to realize I was excited for an idea I have absolutely no recollection of. They might've worked, I could've been the next Nobel prize winner but dream world robbed me.

Jokes on you, I'm having sadness for breakfast dinner and tea.

I miss YouTube haiku's

Tbf I will pirate game to try it and if I like it I'll pay for it.

I know why it doesn't work as a business model but of its worth my money I'll give it.