Is there going to be a seminar on how to convert children to a life of Hedonism simply by proximity to your sheer existence?
Well...ain't that just the fucking truth...ugh
What? You don't want zoodles of mayonnaise added to your tuna brine?
Okay. I hate any music that references all of the following pandering terms: trucks, boots, whiskey, blue jeans, dirt, drinkin', beer, and. "back roads".
If you removed the lyrics from almost every modern US "Country" song, they wouldn't be so bad, by holy shit...it's like you can't have a country song without whiskey and blue jeans sung in an overdone Kentucky or Mid-Western accent. It's essentially fan service for country boys and girls. Half of those singers haven't touched so much as a rake in their entire lives and for some reason people make this genre their entire fucking identity.
Real men don't wipe. Real men leave that brown shit of superiority staining their ass and underwear. It's a display of dominance. Show that washing machine whose boss. Let your wife and girlfriend see the proud steak of freedom, a signature of your manliness written upon the very fabric of the garments you wear closest to your body.
Watch men of weaker constitution and lower stature run away from you, and give you the space and respectful deference that you deserve. You are a king, and kings don't worry about such literal shit.
Let it eventually mark your truck seat as warning to weaker men what sort of beast occupies that vehicle and you will never again have to worry about criminal scum trying to take your vehicle for fear of your retribution, for they bore witness to the throne upon which a real man resides.
Fuck yeah! Go students!
Look at what you guys can accomplish when you protest!
"Held hostage.". Fucking lol. I didn't contradict myself at all.
Sorry OP, not everyone is as much of a sourpuss as you when it comes to hating landlords. I understand that the problem is not with landlords that own a second or even third house, but with people and corporations that own 5+ houses. They are the ones that are hoarding the stock and using it as a "get, rich, quick" investment scheme. You want to be mad, then atleast be mad at the right people.
Sorry you can't afford a house OP, but I'm not okay with you demonizing regular people that have worked their asses off to be able to afford a second house, and rented out their starter home. Does that make me "fucking love" landlords? No, it just means I'm being a rational fucking adult about it.
Edit: ITT: The 99% fighting over the scraps that the 1% leave behind, whilst doing their best to fuck over one another.
Fuck me for wanting financial stability, I guess.
I've learned to back off and realize that commas, instead of parentheses, often work just fine.
Boredom breeds innovation. It's okay to be bored. In fact, I really wish our society would get "legitimately" bored more often.