Not a federal ID, but a federal standard for State IDs. And not "only", but SocSec card is one of the several forms of ID you could use. Not required and not enough by itself.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_ID_Act

Ahh, its you. You're the problem.

Water is a chemical. Salt is a preservative This is fucking stupid.

Awesome song. I also love "Prejudice" which is no doubt more controversial here in the States than his native Australia. His dark and transgressive humor takes a special kind of of person to appreciate it. He's also, IMO, a musical genius, which sometimes gets lost in the distraction of humor.

side note:

I met y'all after a show at my college in the 90's. Thanks for being good humans and bringing good music to our world.

Tig Notaro

Louis CK

Mitch Hedberg (RIP)

Tim Minchin (musician but still a comedian )