Baalial

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The key is in the words "utter nonsense". Prior to Gen alpha slang was always rooted in reality - a word repulsed, or an abstraction, or a phonetic recreation of a regional pronunciation. Gen alpha is gonna make whole new sounds and apply them to Concepts and whole phrases and thoughts. Technically, this is expanding the English language, but it's going to look phenomenally stupid in the process.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Have you ever seen the sphincter muscles on a civet? Truly a work of art. There's a whole industry of research dedicated to the little buggers anal capabilities called Musculature-Eroneous of Actual Total Span Pressure and Interspecies Nominaliused. There used to be a website dedicated to the topic, idk if it's still up but you can give it a shot.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Almost. They prepare the eggs in this fashion, then the Asian palm civet eats it and takes a dump in the classic creme egg shape you know and love.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

🤦‍♂️ it's utter nonsense to the tune of "In The End" by Linkin Park. I'm officially old lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Please say you're joking. Even if you're not, for my mental health, just fucking lie to me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

So many god damn meetings could be a fucking email - or a group chat.

Or skipped.