Bloodwoodsrisen

joined 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We have other things you can criticize! Like the fact people will give you unsweetened tea with ice then say you can have some sugar packets!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

It took me a while to figure out why people watch sports but then realized that

That's exactly what I do with games. Watch instead of play

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The third option: thinking it's a fart and instead you shit yourself

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

When I was young I'd always listen to the song in the car with my parents because it was the one time I was allowed to say "God damn"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

At this point just merge the two apps into InstaTok

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I have a lavender scented microwavable dog thing that turns the lavender scent into an assault on your senses. Normal lavender is fine, its soft and not all that bad. Heated in the microwave? [Gag]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

My keyboard has a built in text face keyboard

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