I think they're all pretty solid, but my favorite is and will always be "My Warlock Patron is my overbearing mom who rediscovered me and is desperately trying to embody what a mom is, with no context for what any of it means, or what "age appropriate" means".
Caesar_Wolfman
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Alright you need a Wooden Greathammer, dump your charisma, and play it up as Lawful Evil.