Carvex

My stray kitten wouldn't let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn't worth the fight, and her sister was free.

Hot as balls or hurricane every day you say? Fuck yeah humans, good job.

So, your father was a Woman?

I always liked to imagine the Charmin Bears as having small to medium sized nipples, but I'm not complaining

I'd yeehaw if'n twernt so sad.

His Holdenness

Shawshank Redemption

Fucking hilarious at parts, definitely a Mel Brooks production. Worth a watch through once for sure

It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier.

What flavors do you cook with? Those and butter are the only ones I know.

You know that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.