Confused_Emus

Don’t lie to me. I know a Palantír when I see one.

Was about to ask what one does with dual Titan Xs, but the obvious answer is whatever the hell one wants.

One of these guys walked up and gave me a handful of birdseed, prompting a flock of pigeons to come perch on my arms. I most certainly did not hand over the money they wanted for the experience I didn’t ask for and was somewhat disgusted by.

Are those roots fair game? I feel like a princess could have those taken care of.

Oh man that little jingle hasn’t gone through my head in ages. Think I just sprouted a couple new grey hairs in the beard.

Just an edgy response to “I can’t be bothered to learn my own language properly.”

It’s used both ways, it’s just context dependent.

Never underestimate the depths of my shame.

That man is insane in a most delightful way.

Can’t speak for other countries but in the US this is horse shit.

I’d wager that the love of nature is not something a fair amount of Everest climbers give two shits about, or at the very least it’s nowhere near the “photo op” that’s at the top of their list of priorities.

I thought that was Alexandria?